shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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