I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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