pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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