wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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