I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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