Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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