Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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