Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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