How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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