And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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