have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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