There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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