it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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