We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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