do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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