Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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