just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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