How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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