Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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