just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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