are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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