i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
