from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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