I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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