i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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