How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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