Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
third nipple confirmed
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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