Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
