i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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