Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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