It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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