Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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