I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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