He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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