alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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