I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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