I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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