I've blown a few things in my day
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just invented taco cereal.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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