I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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