No stitches, just platelets and will power
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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