Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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