We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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