what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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