Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize
