let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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