He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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