Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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