life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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