How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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