I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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