we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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