if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there's paper in my vomit.
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onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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