he shaved USA in his pubs
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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