Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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