all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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