Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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