Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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